How do we begin? Let’s start light. Next time we will do a really long piece about math education and improv training.
DOUG: What kind of rabbits can vegetarians eat?
BASHO: Dust bunnies!
DOUG: Why does Dracula hate pasteurization?
BASHO: It makes his blood boil.
DOUG: What do you call it when someone lives among Vulcans long enough to start identifying with them?
BASHO: Spockholm syndrome.
DOUG: I only know BASIC and JAVA – can you help me adjust to C+?
BASHO: I can give you a few pointers.
DOUG: I went to a fancy seminar on pilfering
BASHO: Oh? What were your takeaways?
DOUG: The silverware
DOUG: How are we going to increase our container-making factory’s profits?
BASHO: We’re just going to have to start thinking outside of the-
DOUG: Don’t say it!